EDITORIAL
GUIDELINES FROM THE
GRAND MASTER
If he feels the need, our all
seeing, all knowing Grand Master can use this page to provide
guidance to the Kennel. As the Alpha Male we all look to him
to demonstrate how we should behave in public so as to
maintain our good name as "The Gentleman's Hash". It's
important to know when it is appropriate to sniff the bottom
of visiting Hashers without causing offense, and also learn
how to ridicule and humiliate fellow members in a delicate and
caring manner. It is also important to regulate the degree of
abuse we each receive to engender a feeling of inclusiveness,
no individual should feel left out. Our GM has the
wisdom to ensure a harmonious balance of abuse is maintained.
There is no need to remind you that the Grand Master is
infallible, omnipotent, beyond reproach and the idol of us
all, but only for a year after which he reverts to just
another whining, fawning, mangy, flea bitten member of our
magnificent Kennel.