South of Perth Hash Song

(Sing it you bastards To the tune of “Battle Hymn of the Republic”)

My eyes have seen the glory
Of the hash at South of Perth,
We drink piss and we have runs,
And we’re the best on fucking earth,
Our tucker tastes like shit, and the R.A.is a prick
And our runs go on and on

chorus

We’re the boys from South of Perth hash
We’re the boys from South of Perth hash
We’re the boys from South of Perth hash
And our runs go on and on

From the streets down in Freo
To the Midland Town Hall,
From the river to Kwinana
We fucking run them all
We blow the horn and take no shit
Cos we’re the fucking best
And our runs go on and on

(chorus)

You’ll hear the pack make the call
In the dead of night,
Lock up your doors and don’t step out
You’ll get a fucking fright
Cos we’re on the run and on the piss
And we don’t give a shit
And our runs go on and on

(chorus)

ON ON!

Down south of the river there is a hash

With members who have members long

We like to give shit to all Hamersley

Who say that we just have one song.

Chorus

But we are the South of Perth Hashmen

We welcome the short and the tall

And we don’t care their rank or ability

“Cos we like to give shit to them all.

We’re gentlemen with awesome genitals

We carry ourselves with some class

We’re not like those arseholes from Hamersley

Who like to take it up the arse

Chorus

For we are the South of Perth Hashmen

We welcome the short and the tall

And we don’t care their rank or ability

“Cos we like to give shit to them all.

If you want to come hashing at SOPH3

Bring a good sense of humour along

You might have to sit on the ice awhile

But remember the words to this song.

Chorus

Oh we are the South of Perth Hashmen

We welcome the short and the tall

And we don’t care their rank or ability

“Cos we like to give shit to them all.

© Rod "Henry Lawson" Clark